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GAMES + MOVIES ARCHIVE

blode and the giant bee
 
BLODE AND THE GIANT BEE
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.

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buffy's swearing keyboard
 
BUFFY'S SWEARING KEYBOARD
At last - the truth is revealed - Buffy is a SWEARING Vampire Slayer. Press the keys on your keyboard, from A to Z to hear her filth.

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stephen hawking & davros together in electric dreams
 
STEPHEN HAWKING & DAVROS TOGETHER IN ELECTRIC DREAMS
Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen.

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cursor love bunny
 
CURSOR LOVE BUNNY
The b3ta collective present the most annoying game in the history of everything ever. Trace the bunny with your mouse as quickly as possible. It's guaranteed to make you want to smash your computer.

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kill your friends
 
KILL YOUR FRIENDS
Upload a picture of your friend and shoot the crap out of it with a big fuck-off gun. Horrid, horrid, horrid.

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what's new pussycat
 
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
We have taken the stupidest pictures of cats on the Internet and created a fantastic new game. It tests the power of your memory by showing you pictures of cats, and asking you which one you haven't seen. TIP: Be Zen. Relax and trust your instinct.

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ja da
 
JA DA
David Stevenson presents Ja Da - it's got giant bunnies, Maggie Thatcher and swedish music, and it's not an advert for a North London Kebab shop.

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frightened boy
 
FRIGHTENED BOY
Joel Veitch presents one of the most disturbing things you will ever see. It's got Cossack music, and it's likely to give you nightmares.

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tales of the blode 2
 
TALES OF THE BLODE 2
Joel Veitch presents Episode 2 of the Blode series. Blode attempts a trip to the seaside with his friends, but falls foul of pure evil.

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tales of the blode
 
TALES OF THE BLODE
Joel Veitch presents episode 1 of the Blode series. It's National Blode Day, but there's a sinister historical crustacean looking to spoil the party. The most sickeningly cutesy thing ever made.

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bunny hunter
 
BUNNY HUNTER
Yomgaille presents a moving video with beautiful French music, and the bunny slaughtering innocent people with a big gun.

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